ladymariayuri:

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thegirlwiththemooglehat:

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this post aged like a fine wine

rue-nightly:

mortimermcmirestinks:

meggannn:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

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A 2025 update

april:

📦 Shipping update: we’re not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

loverbearbutch:

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tainaronian:

idowhatiwantspock:

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King of Drag s1e2 Perka $exxx as Steve Urkel/Sonic the Hedgehog

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hbmmaster:

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now

ralfmaximus:

Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference.

Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false:

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If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false.

Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that’s rolling out.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

mistakenot4892:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

kunou78:

googledocsdyke:

mostlybats-partiallyrats:

googledocsdyke:

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.

It even came with happy modem noises.

They weren’t happy noises.

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

The box would scream

catherinebunnington:

nosimpincurly:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev’s bank account

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